I've uncovered a corporate secret that I'm going to let you in on... There's a reason why companies don't like you taking a lot of time off away from work and it's this - the more time you spend away from work, the more time you have to wonder why you bother going there in the first place!
If you haven't seen the movie Office Space, you are missing out on a classic! One of the most quoteable lines is right here. For those of you fortunate enough to work outside of the corporate rat race, consider yourself lucky. For those trapped in cubicle hell, I'd love to hear of your craziest moment at work. Also, what is one of your best "work-ism's"? Mine is "Procrastination on your part does NOT constitute an emergency on mine".